who’s the biggest textbook idiot?

To celebrate Felicity Ward’s Warehouse Comedy show screening on ABC2, we asked our lovely Facebook fans to answer this question in 25 words or less “how have you been a textbook idiot”?

There were many hilarious answers, but I have to say that there were two which made me snort with laughter when I pictured the scenarios:

• David Smith: “I got stuck in the middle of a flying fox over a lake, so I had to hip thrust my way along to the end.”
• Lynne Sanders Lillington: “I went to a cafe with my 5 year old granddaughter and forgot my glasses, I had to get her to spell out the menu.”

Congratulations David and Lynne! Email comedy@madman.com.au and your signed Felicity Ward TEXTBOOK IDIOT will be sent out to you. Don’t forget to put your postal address in the email though – wouldn’t be surprised if you forgot…

For those who missed out, never fear! There’ll be plenty more fun competitions, video clips, giveaways and activities for you all, plus the opportunity to win your very own VIP Warehouse Comedy experience a little later on!