Angela Anaconda

ANGELA ANACONDA My name is Angela. On the surface I am pretty much an average 8-year-old with too many freckles, but in fact I am much more special and imaginative than you might think. I just do my best to deal with life's ups and downs, of which the biggest is a certain pretend French, know-it-all Nanette-compoop… who I hope will fall into a volcano... More »

ANGELA ANACONDA
My name is Angela. On the surface I am pretty much an average 8-year-old with too many freckles, but in fact I am much more special and imaginative than you might think. I just do my best to deal with life's ups and downs, of which the biggest is a certain pretend French, know-it-all Nanette-compoop… who I hope will fall into a volcano and be spit back up into space where she would float aimlessly until a satellite crashed into her and sent her hurtling back down to the French sea where she would scream for me to save her and I would do so only as a favour to the fishes who could no longer stand her whining. And that's about it.


Includes Episodes

Episode 1A – “Pet Peeves” - Angela and her friends hold a pet wash to raise money for a class trip.

Today is the vote for the class field trip for the class. Angela and Johnny are voting for the Monster Truck Rally, but Nanette and her walkie-talkie friends are voting for the Ballet Russe. When the vote is tied Nanette suggests a fundraising competition to solve the stalemate. Crazy antics and chaos ensue when Angela and her friends host a Pet Wash for pets. In the end, the Ballet Russe wins out but Angela and her friends still have their profits from the Pet Wash to go enjoy some Cinnamon Swirls. Mmmmm.


Episode 1B – “Rat Heroes” – Mrs. Brinks takes the class on a field trip to meet Astronaut Bob.

It’s the annual class field trip. Angela’s class is going to the Quazeduds Space Museum where they are going to meet Astronaut Bob - a real live astronaut! It is even more special because Angela’s Dad has loaned her his moonrock, from the moon! At the museum, Nanette causes Angela to trip and lose her space rock in the model of a lunar surface. Mrs. Brinks is furious and sends Angela back to the school bus. But on the way, Angela finds the anti-gravity chamber where she floats away into a fantasy where she is a famous astronaut.


Episode 2A – “Ice Breakers” – Nanette causes Angela to break her arm while ice skating.

Angela arrives at her beginner ice skating class to find that Nanette has also joined! Worse yet, she already knows how to skate and her show-off moves cause Angela to fall and break her arm. The good news is that Angela gets a cool glow-in-the-dark cast for all of her friends to sign. But Nanette maneuver’s her way to the front of the line and signs her name in HUGE LETTERS. Now Angela is forced to look at Nanette’s name every day – and night!


Episode 2B – “You’re So Vain” - Mrs. Brinks thinks that Angela has written a poem about her.

Angela’s has to write a poem about someone she that admires, so she chooses her dog, King. But while she is reciting her poem, Mrs. Brinks thinks it’s about her. Now Angela is the new teacher's pet and Nanette is furious! As soon as she discovers the true subject of Angela’s poem, she is quick to tattle and regain her position as favorite student. Angela ends up in the proverbial doghouse, sentenced once again to cleaning the chalk board erasers.

Episode 3A – “The Substitute” - A cool substitute teacher takes a liking to Angela.

Angela is the only one who hasn’t picked her Rainforest project, and she is sure that Mrs. Brinks is going to freak. But a miracle happens…Mrs. Brinks is sick, and they have a substitute teacher! She turns out to be really cool, wanting to be called by her first name, taking an instant shining to Angela, and best of all…has no time for Nanette! Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. Brinks comes back to school and within minutes sends Angela to the principals office. But that’s OK, ‘cause guess who the substitute principal is?


Episode 3B – “Model Behavior” – Nanette models while Angela waits on her hand and foot.

Angela is so excited that her Mom, Gen, has asked Angela to be her sculpturing assistant for an entire weekend! Her excitement quickly fades when she discovers that Nanette is the subject matter! Nanette’s rich parents have commissioned Gen to do a sculpture of their perfect princess. Instead of being her Mom’s assistant, Angela ends up as Nanette’s slave while Nanette sits proudly posing for her sculpture. In the end it is King who is the art critic, demonstrating that the sculpture really is ‘for the dogs’.


Episode 4A – "Touched By an Angel-a" – Angela tries desperately to be nice to Nanette.

Josephine Praline tells Angela that if she cannot be nice to Nanette she will never be "touched by an Angel", and her life will be nothing but trouble. After a series of strange accidents, Angela begins to believe Josephine and starts on a quest to be nice to Nanette. When Nanette becomes intolerable, Angela tries to find something nice to say about her, but all she is thankful for is that there is only one of her!


Episode 4B – "Puppy Love" – King abandons Angela for Nanette’s poodle, Oo-La-La.

Nanette’s poodle, Oo-La-La has gone missing, and there is a reward for her safe return. After the kids unsuccessfully scour the neighborhood, Angela returns home to find Oo-La-La in her own backyard, but she cannot persuade the pooch to leave. So, she takes pictures as proof, but Nanette misunderstands and accuses Angela of blackmail. The Manoir’s go to Angela’s to collect their dog, and King goes home with them, breaking poor Angela's heart. But, King soon decides that he’s not cut out for the "good life" and returns home to Angela.

Episode 5A – "Who's Sari Now" – Nanette and Angela battle for the attention of a Prince.

A foreign Prince visits Angela's school and guess who is picked to show him around? But, to Angela's dismay, the Prince falls head over heals in love with Nanette. This drives Angela crazy and Johnny even crazier as he has lost the attention he used to get from both girls. When Johnny tries to gain back his popularity, Angela has to physically defend him, and in turn, the fickle Prince falls in love with her "fiery" personality – for a moment or two.


Episode 5B – "Saving Private Gordy" – Gordy “The Refrigerator” Rhinehart.

When Gordy expresses an interest in football, through horticulture, Coach Rhinehart looks for a "few good men" to teach his boy the finer points of the game. Angela's brothers, Derek and Mark, are recruited for the mission. Angela fears that Gordy will never make it through the day and takes it upon herself to save Gordy from sure death. Angela ends up taking the fall while Gordy ends up teaching her brothers how to make chocolate soufflé
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