Does Jesus have a claw foot bathtub?
Good to know.
Where were his team of experts when he suggested photoshopping his head onto a lamb?
Sex sells?
Or whatever…
Sorry, ma’am, I am only interested in houses that were previously owned by billy goats.
Because if you’re going to blow hundreds of thousands of dollars on a house you want to make sure you get something commemorate the occasion.
Scorned, slightly bitter, newly single.
Just in case you were wondering.
Not the greatest sell, buddy.
Expectations are high!
Rodents are the new puppy.
Now that’s my kind of entertainment!
The amount of effort that went into this sign is a tad disconcerting.
What a bargain!
Like, a frozen chicken from Woolworths?
We will take your word for it.
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