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17 Hilarious Real Estate Listings

Real estate agents can often get a bad rap for being pushy and boring, but not these guys! Some of the 17 hilarious real estate listings below are obviously unintentional, but don't be too hard on them - everyone deserves a second chance. Even a real estate agent.

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Does Jesus have a claw foot bathtub?

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Good to know.

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Where were his team of experts when he suggested photoshopping his head onto a lamb?

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Sex sells?

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Or whatever…

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Sorry, ma’am, I am only interested in houses that were previously owned by billy goats.

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Because if you’re going to blow hundreds of thousands of dollars on a house you want to make sure you get something commemorate the occasion.

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Scorned, slightly bitter, newly single.

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Just in case you were wondering.

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Not the greatest sell, buddy.

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Expectations are high!

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Rodents are the new puppy.

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Now that’s my kind of entertainment!

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The amount of effort that went into this sign is a tad disconcerting.

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What a bargain!

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Like, a frozen chicken from Woolworths?

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We will take your word for it.

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