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The Sleeping With Other People Guide to Sexting With Emojis

You know how Jack drew Rose like one of his French girls in Titanic? Sending someone you are keen to 'get busy with' an eggplant with a NSFW sub-text is basically the modern day version of that romantic notion.

If you are someone who likes funny things and funny people who talk about sexy things, then you will probably enjoy the new film SLEEPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. A romantic comedy with commitment issues starring Jason Sudeikis, Alison Brie, Adam Brody, Amanda Peet, Adam Scott, Natasha Lyonne, and Jason Mantzoukas.

If we could see their texts, we imagine these are the kind of messages we would read.

Vagina

“My penis, your vagina”

Rooster

“Big cock”

Scrubs

“I don’t want no scrubs”

Bush

“Put your finger in my bush”

Naughty

“Naughty or nice?”

Rocket

“You put a fire in my rocket”

emoji

“Humping like rabbits”

Sex Bomb

“You’re a sex bomb”

Finger

“You, me, the horizontal barn dance”

Two Hands

“Use both hands”

 

Field

“Playing the field”

 

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